A MOTORCYCLE IS BETTER THAN A HUMAN BEING

We have all seen the emails why non-human objects are better than humans. There is little doubt that daydreams and inanimate objects provide a temporary and partial relief from the stresses and strains of interpersonal relations. Since motorcycles are fabulously dynamic and emotionally engaging, they are awesome recreational “companions.”
It’s in this spirit that I offer you the following observations…

Number 10: Motorcycles never play hard to get. Once it’s in your garage, you don’t have to seduce it, persuade it or bargain with it when you’re in the mood to be together. If you’re up for a ride, and the bike is physically able, no negotiation or patience is required on your part.